Upcoming Shows
CinemaSalem Friday, February 8th, 2008 -- Casting Tickets go on sale at 11 pm Doors open at 11:30 pm 1 East India Square Salem, MA
CinemaSalem Friday, March 9th, 2008 Tickets go on sale at 11 pm Doors open at 11:30 pm 1 East India Square Salem, MA
CinemaSalem Friday, April 11th, 2008 Tickets go on sale at 11 pm Doors open at 11:30 pm 1 East India Square Salem, MA
CinemaSalem Friday, May 9th, 2008 Tickets go on sale at 11 pm Doors open at 11:30 pm 1 East India Square Salem, MA
CinemaSalem Friday, June 13th, 2008 Tickets go on sale at 11 pm Doors open at 11:30 pm 1 East India Square Salem, MA
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Driving Directions

Fran's Place 776 Washington St., Lynn, MA From Boston-Metro Area: 20 minutes from Boston just off Rt. 1A ( the Lynnway ) and Rt. 129E. From New Hampshire Area: 30 minutes from the N.H. border. Follow Rt. 95S or 93S to Rt. 1S to Rt. 129E. Follow Rt.129S. It will turn into Washington St. in Lynn. Follow down about 3 miles 6 or 7 set's of light's. Across from the North Shore Community College. Look for pink triangle.

Cast Quotes

There is no such thing as too many cock jokes. - Lindsay -------------------------------- If I'm old enough for you to sexaully fantasize about, I'm old enough to be treated like an adult. - Sasha -------------------------------- These glasses don't make me look like a fag, do they? - Arthur No, the semen on your mouth does. - AJ -------------------------------- I'm not sleeping with any of you. - Megan -------------------------------- You would look lovely in my tutu. It would really turn me on... - Christina (to Arthur) -------------------------------- Hello, Ted. Now get to your place! - Christina -------------------------------- It doesn't do any good to whisper "blowjob." - Arthur -------------------------------- Just because you have a really ugly girlfriend doesn't mean you have to take it out on me. - Melanie -------------------------------- I'm not going to take off my clothes. Why does everyone have a problem with this. - Christina

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Last updated: 2/8/2008